Blonde just made a run to Whole Foods and was quite shocked to see this product on their shelves. She saw it and her brain read “Panty Pest Traps”. Wow – great idea but don’t you usually wants pests out of your panties, not trapped in them? (Although it’s happened more than once.) Then she saw that it was about keeping moths out of your panties and thought it was being marketed specifically to her and was insulting, although disturbingly insightful.
Oh wait, it says “pantry”, not “panty”.
Never mind.