On a visit to Cancun Blonde and Brunette were luxuriating for a free week at the Westin, courtesy of our Starwood Amex points. We had both been to Cancun previously and wanted to see some places we hadn't seen before and revisit some favorites. Buses are cheap and easy for getting around in Cancun but to do any exploring away from the resort area, it's necessary to rent a car. … [Read more...]
If you plan to use the restrooms in Tuscany, first learn to milk a goat’s teat
[slideshow]On Blonde and Brunette's first foray to Tuscany we anticipated rolling hills, taste bud titillating food, ancient walled cities, abundant fine wines and way too many cathedrals and churches. However, B&B did not anticipate the many challenges that would be presented in successfully maneuvering bathrooms. Two women who giggle constantly, drink a lot of water and … [Read more...]
Weekly Photo Challenge: Wrong
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Here are some that worked today; so proud! - blonde asking directions to a midget smoking - Malta buses for parties to rent - How does sextapes get released - Blonde health concerns And to think that we could help them all! … [Read more...]
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It’s Saturday night – rent this party bus!
B&B saw this saucy, tempting party bus for rent along the main drag in Willemstad, Curacao. At first we imagined that the poles themselves danced or that people of Polish descent were the dancers, but then we finally got it. The sign; not the bus. Wonder if that air conditioning unit affects the gas mileage? How can we get invited to a party in this bus? Is there enough … [Read more...]
A trap to keep pests out of your panties!
Blonde just made a run to Whole Foods and was quite shocked to see this product on their shelves. She saw it and her brain read "Panty Pest Traps". Wow - great idea but don't you usually wants pests out of your panties, not trapped in them? (Although it's happened more than once.) Then she saw that it was about keeping moths out of your panties and thought it was being marketed … [Read more...]
How do you like your chicken chest? Striped?
One day B&B stopped in Lucca for lunch, found a lovely restaurant with an outdoor patio, sat down and were given this menu. We, particularly Blonde, started to laugh until we were crying when we read the menu. Remember: The waiter was not amused. He was even less amused to have the menu be photographed . Can't please everyone! Remember: This is not an etiquette or … [Read more...]
This sign was true and demonstrated
When B&B went to Western Cape National Park in South Africa we saw this sign, sans baboon. Seconds later a man, loosely holding a sandwich bag, came out of the cafe. The baboon swooped in, stole the sandwich and then went to eat it under the sign. Now that's an interactive advertising display! … [Read more...]