Breaking news: There is a heaven and a hell! ( Boston and Marco Island)
This what it looked like on February 9th outside Blonde’s home in Boston.
Home for sale “as is” at a very good price!
Blonde thought the driving ban in Massachusetts had been lifted so maybe she’d go survey the damage.
Maybe I won’t go for a drive after all.
Well, OK, maybe it’s a good day for a bike ride.
Then again, maybe not.
Well, you go can always go shopping in Boston.
Horrifying problem for White people throughout the Boston area! Brooks Brothers didn’t open to sell suits today. Panic ensued.
OK, maybe a walk in the park would be fun.
OK, we get it, it’s an old park so what? (Getting grumpy right about now.)
Wait a minute – aren’t there supposed to be swan boats under this bridge?
Last guy Blonde dated – still trying to make his way home.
Another case of Anderson Cooper hoping to interview Blonde during a national emergency. He’s a persistent fellow!
If you’d been indoors with your children for over 24 hours you’d throw them down a hill on a piece of plastic too.
Doesn’t know any better.
Barely dodged Anderson Cooper and now here’s Al Roker. When will the madness end?
Sometimes you just need a rest from it all.
We build playgrounds for these damned kids and they don’t even use them! This space should be used for a pedicure salon.
Time for Blonde to sit gracefully on one of many oddly uninhabited benches of the Boston Common.
WTF? How stupid do you think I am? Get ready to clean the carpet because I’m not going anywhere.
It will probably all melt by morning. A morning next August.
Defeated, Blonde trudged home and ate everything unhealthy she could locate. Then she called Brunette to see how things were going on Marco Island in Florida today.
This was Brunette’s view.
Wait? Had the snow already melted?
Brunette had already had her swim but decided to go back down to the pool to do a little reading.
How many times can she read 50 Shades of Grey?
Now we’ve never been the keenest students of theology and Blonde has always bet heavily on the premise that there really isn’t a hell. But maybe this blizzard was divine intervention to prove that heaven and hell are real.
What is your opinion, based solely on the compelling photographic evidence presented?