
Blonde calling front desk to request services not provided by the resort.
Calling fame and fortune! No answer.
This was in March of 2012 in Antigua. Blonde had been unemployed for long enough to be classified as a “discouraged worker” in U.S. Labor Department parlance. And Blonde was discouraged. She had been a marketing maven but, since losing her job in the U.S. recession, had become an extinct species due to age (too young) and perceived inability to use social media. Blonde has inabilities but they’re more along the lines of not swearing, following traffic rules and waking up without a drone missile landing in her bed. (Sadly other types of missiles in her bed have apparently been taken out of the Defense Department’s budget.)
The trip to Antigua was financially inadvisable in some regards (in the regard of not having any income). But, in another way of looking at things, it was a “savings” due to Brunette’s eagle-eyed ability to find travel deals. This was a week at an all-inclusive resort – something we had previously scorned as we lived La Vida Loca at Westins and other resorts around the world.
Employment and finances had crashed but the appetite for travel had only become more insatiable as the time for travel had expanded.
As on all of our previous trips together Brunette kept detailed daily notes of the Antigua adventure. And also, as per usual, when we got back home and told people our stories they said we “should write a book”. Brunette soon echoed this idea but Blonde was skeptical that the sisters could spit out an entire book that people would buy. But she increasingly began to mull the idea as her employment applications continued to meet with silence, rejection, hostility or laughter (or all four).
And then it was Memorial Day and Blonde launched this blog to see if people would be interested in our travels. And then she had too much wine and signed up for a TBEX travel bloggers’ conference in two weeks in Vail, Colorado. And then she had to order business cards, have a Twitter handle a website, a Facebook fan page and……
Hence the first post was lamely coughed up on May 29 and a new kind of journey had begun!

Brunette and Blonde running happily into the world of blogging
And now is the rest of the year in pictures that capture highlights of our bold new venture – oh, and of the blog too.
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New version of a day at the office for the always ladylike Blonde
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New day at the office for Brunette
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Blonde’s personal travel assistant
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Heavily produced and directed yet unsuccessful effort to win a Belgium beer contest.
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Blonde as confident, skilled athlete (not pictured)
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Blonde and Brunette making commercial for beautiful hair at Devil’s Point, Antigua
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Trying to learn to use FuzzelPro to thrill blog users with our talents
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Using the FatBooth app to further lower self esteem
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Attempting to learn new photo tricks for blog – this one via the Marblecam app
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Blonde wearing first item won in a contest – The Travel Halo
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The year we learned that you can have too many underpants
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Blonde checking for breast implants in the Erotica Museum in Barcelona
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Cova d Xoroi, Menorca Spain – a bar too classy for us but we went anyway
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The year we learned “Catalonia is not Spain” (even though it still is)
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Blonde and Brunette on boat dock in Barcelona as Blonde fears her thighs appearing in photo
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Possibly the dumbest thing we’ve ever done intentionally (if you don’t include Brunette’s marriage).
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Blonde and Brunette at TBEX castle party in Girona Spain
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Blonde and Brunette outside Dali museum in Figueres, Spain
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Brunette wearing face mask at TBEX conference in unsuccessful attempt to win a trip to Vienna
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Brunette dragged Blonde here and it was worth it – Las Cascades Fountain in Parc de la Ciutadella
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Blonde and Brunette in Barcelona exiting Gaudi’s bedroom via the roof when his wife came home
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Blonde and Brunette in the Pyrenees freezing to death
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Sometimes we have to dig into our past for our material
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Blonde licking lion’s ass statue in Girona, Spain for good luck – still waiting for results
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Blonde learning to blog while traveling and wearing a mud mask
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Best day of Blonde’s life kissing a Belgium search and rescue man in L’Estartit, Costa Brava
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David Bowie and Iggy Pop were part of our GoWithOh entry that came in 2nd and won us 3 nights in an apartment in Europe
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Blonde and Brunette drinking wine in Napa Valley in a rare domestic trip
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On travel blogger budget we now have to share lunch with reptiles
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Brunette under wedding chuppah on Palomino Island, Puerto Rico – notice absence of husband which is why she’s so happy
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Blonde under wedding chuppah and looking much happier than at actual wedding
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Kayaking ineptly (to be generous) in Puerto Rico – something we won (dubious prize)
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Blonde’s failed contest entry as member of wigman tribe to win trip to New Guinea
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One pool at El Conquistador where we won free airfare and three nights!
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Attempt to win a free LifeProof case for Blonde’s iPhone (not successful)
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Heading fearlessly into the future of blogging!
Thanks for being part of our journey! We hope to see you often in 2013.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
P.S. If you STILL didn’t like our Facebook page here is another chance – lucky you!
https://www.facebook.com/BlondeBrunetteTravel
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Love your perspective on the world! Happy New Year!
It is a wonderful perspective – no doubt about it and happy new year to you too!
Happy New Year ladies! Here’s to a great 2013! I love the fatbooth pic too lol xx
Umm…. what “fat booth” photo – that was mislabeled – it’s just what I look like now!
Absolutely a year of fun and frolics!
Indeed it was and this one will be too!